This is a quickie, because, let’s face it, I got nuthin’. What do I know about beauty? Not much. But it’s so much fun playing with all that goo, and play with it I will.
I have not advice, but tales of woe and lessons learned from my own wrongdoings. Today’s broadcast is brief, and brought to you by REVLON! Really – can you even believe they’re not paying me?
Oh, and MIKI, because when it’s raining outside, I paint my toenails blue, because then I have blue sky on my feet if not outside. Don’t underestimate the power of blue toes to brighten your day, sweet peeps.
This is my only piece of advice. When you are going out, and you want to paint your nails so you feel like a million bucks (even though you only have $2), go ahead and paint them even though you are sitting in the passenger seat of the car. BUT, and this is a BIG, HUGE, BUT… always wait to do them at the red lights, or at the petrol station (if you get really lucky and the tank has run empty). Do not, I repeat, not, attempt to slap it on as your friendly driver is swinging around corners because nail polish on your index finger and inside your friendly driver’s ear does not look so hot.
That’s it. That’s all. Have a good night! (Well, those of you north of the equator who still have one coming up!) xx